Today's Note From a Madman
Tuesday, February 1, 2005
I think yesterday's action by the state chairs say a lot (56 for Dean as DNC Chair Vs not-nearly-enough for everyone else COMBINED). Now matter how Fowler Jr. spins it. Why can't we just let the Republicans own nepotism (Are you hearing us McClellan Brothers?).
-Mitch Weiss (with Noah Greenberg in parenthesis.)
The "GREED IS GOOD" Moments
1) Exxon-Mobil earned 8.42 billion dollars in the 4th quarter of 2004. They earned 25 billion dollars total in last year.
This is Dick "Go F*ck Yourself" Cheney's energy plan: Everybody gets rich while the little guy pays.
By the way, WE are the little guy.
2) GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY!
President "G"lobal "W"arming Bush doesn't want to "PRIVATIZE" Social Security anymore. He, and the other Corporate Communists are going to "PERSONALIZE" it instead!
new word of the day is
"PERSONALIZE.") Look for the Duck (Some of
you older Progressives
will remember that one.)
Here is the plan: They are going to tell you what your family's share is going to be, then say "I dunno" when you ask "Wha' Happened?"
Yes boys and girls, through the magic of "SEMANTICS," the leaders of our great nation will take your money and give it to their "WALL STREET FAT CAT" friends in order to pad their wallets and make bigger their Golden Parachutes.
More good news everybody!
John Gambling of WABC radio in New York says there is no clean water crisis. In fact, he says, that the water throughout the World is clean, with a few, minor exceptions.
So DRINK UP EVERYBODY. It's all a myth. He went on to add that the air is of high quality as well. And, by the way, don't be concerned about that old ozone layer either.
After all, as Gambling said, there are two volcanoes that are "about to erupt" in Alaska and these volcanoes will spew more "ash and hydrocarbons" into the air and sea than man could ever spew.
So don't worry about it everybody. The World will kill itself long before "G"lobal "W"arming Bush has a chance to.
Air America Radio's Morning Sedition,
the best radio show on the air, in my humble opinion:
Mark Maron (while speaking to partner Mark Reilly) said, "If the Senate Democrats keep up the belligerent tone, they are in real danger of defining themselves."
STUPID QUOTE OF THE DAY
"I'm sure you might agree that putting a left-wing, undisciplined and ethically challenged former President of the United States into a position of such power would be a tragic mistake,"
-Former Senator Jesse Helms in a fund-raising a letter for his senatorial library
And now for the opinion of the rest of the World...
President Bill Clinton as the UN's Secretary General is a GREAT idea, Senator Helms.
And the whole World thanks you for it.
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